I found this on KitKat's blog and couldn't resist! For the sake of anonymity, I'll use the name "Smalls Anxious" for all the questions that involve mixing first/last name.
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)Sonic Accord
Accord? Not so rock star. More like middle-aged man.
Are variation acceptable? Cause Sonic Disaccord sounds totally kickass.
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Fish Food Chocolate Chip Oatmeal
Longest gangsta name ever.
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Sanx
That is fly!
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Leopard
Ahhhh, now I understand how they came up with the Pink Panther!
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Montreal
I don't have a middle name! So my soap opera character is one of those type who only use one name. Classy.
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Anxsm
Unpronounceable, check. Weird, check. Yep, it's a good Star Wars name.
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Red Samuel Adams. Wow, I'm so patriotic!
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Maurice Gaston
Manly.
9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Body Nerds
Sounds more like something I need to have removed!
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Again, no middle names... sad! Although it's a good protection - no name!
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Lamonica London
Stay classy, San Diego.
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Fall Daisy
Cute!
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Pinneaple WifeBeaterie
No takers to turn that one into a kids' show?!
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Nutella Palm
Sounds like I'm made out of chocolate. Probably should be my porn name.
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”) The Baking Sun Tour
Sounds like my trip to Mexico.
